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2:02pm July 24, 2014

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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12:44pm July 24, 2014

honorary-fangirl:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

that took too long to figure out

12:35pm July 24, 2014
ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

ask-koki-kariya:

forever-soulless:

randomsplashes:

IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT

I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…

Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.

12:30pm July 24, 2014

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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12:12pm July 24, 2014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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12:02pm July 24, 2014

pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

12:00pm July 24, 2014

seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

11:59am July 24, 2014

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

11:56am July 24, 2014

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

11:54am July 24, 2014
11:26am July 24, 2014
3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

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11:24am July 24, 2014
jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page
how did this occur

jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur

11:16am July 24, 2014

chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

11:14am July 24, 2014

draggu:

draggu:

i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth

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the answer is 19

11:13am July 24, 2014

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life